When you encounter the same little detail in fanfic after fanfic and you realize you genuinely can’t remember if that thing is actually canon or if it’s just something fandom made up.
A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.
Grand Theft Auto.
I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”
“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”
We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom.
thunderstorms are nothing more than ship wars going on in heaven
Don’t be dead.
#WELL THIS FEELS NECESSARY #ha ha ha this is the story of how bones is a control freak because he’s afraid of things #ha ha ha this is the story of how bones became a doctor because if he was going to have to lose people he could at least be in charge #ha ha ha this is the story of how bones bosses jim around because it makes jim — #with his stupid blue eyes and his goddamn recklessness and how just fucking impossibly full of spirt he is despite everything all the time #— yeah it makes him a little less scary #DON’T BE NICE TO ME KID #DON’T LOOK LIKE YOU’RE IN SO MUCH PAIN #DON’T TALK TO ME ABOUT HOW CLOSE I CAME TO LOSING YOU #and then in that one where jim isn’t there to hear him — nothing #nothing #because what’s the point in pretending you’re not afraid when the thing you’re afraid of is right here in front of you #THESE ARE THE VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP AGONY (tags via gyzym)
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.