*Opens wok* WA!
"Pretty sure it's wok."
"I wasn't actually saying it!"
"Face it, you woked right into that one."
"Some girl flipped me off today."
"You just made her day didn't you?"
"I flipped her off right back."
"Don't keep the money in your wallet. Keep it in your bra."
"I'll keep $20. Ok?"
"No. That's not enough."
"I feel like such a hooker right now."
Yeah.... watch us both fall into a relationship XD We'll be like 'What just happened?'
Where am I?
Who are you?
How did I get here?
o.o
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
You want me to die from eye candy? O.o
I think it would be funny XD
'How did she die?' 'Oh, a hot guy talked to her'
It would be a beautiful death. XD
XD You'd have to make him go to my funeral ok?
And be like 'See! This beautifulness is what killed her!'
Exactly. And then I would steal him by using the grief trick,
O.o Wait. You want my hottness? :o I'd haunt you both, you backstabber! :o
I'm not the one killing you!
I'm just using your death to my own ends ;)
...... I'M HAUNTING YOU!!!
(After speaking out in class to our professor when he was clearly insulting the majority of the class) He thought the prof was going to come and shoot us all and when I heard that I said, "Gee thanks. I would be the first to die."
I would have been proud of your death.
Oh thanks XD
Im glad you would think of my death so highly
Now if I died killing a bear would you be proud of that death?
Yes.
Or saving a bunch of kids from a bear?
Yes.
No damn it! You're supposed to say No ;)
WORK WITH ME HERE!
.....
What if I tripped and fell down a hill?
See. No. That i would make up a story for.
And laugh at your funeral at
Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jen came tumbling after
Make up an amazing nursery rhyme to inspire kids....
Oh no. The cloud got fluffier.
Now it's softer. Damn it.
It's got a silver lining on it now!
Oh man. Now it tastes like cotton candy.
Why would you do that cloud!?
Come now cloud. You were fine the way you were.
Stop being better and confusing my brain.
I am totally gay for you.
That would be weird.
On soooo many levels!
I knew there was a reason I liked the 4th seat... the heater is here! XD
I could use a heater right now.
You said heater and I thought "Or a warm body to hold me" XD Dude something is wrong with me. I blame you man!
All part of the plan.
The plan to make me realize I am forever alone....?
No. The plan to turn you into a pervert pedo fangirl.
You can't make me what I already am.
End of Story.
